You know that feeling. It's 11pm, you're staring at your CRM, and the lead from Tuesday still hasn't been called back. MindMarketeer is autonomous AI agents that handle the work you keep meaning to do. They qualify your leads. They call them while they're still warm. They keep you visible in AI search. You don't manage them. They just show up and do it.
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Look at your browser right now. How many tabs are open? How many of those are tools you signed up for because someone promised they'd save you time? Be honest.
Every marketing platform you've ever bought sold you the same dream. A dashboard that runs your marketing while you focus on closing. What you actually got was a second job. The kind where you spend Sunday nights tagging contacts, building automations, and watching the whole thing break the moment a real person does something a real person would do. None of that work needed you specifically. None of it was why you started this business.
Here's the thing nobody in this category will admit. Marketing software doesn't run marketing for you. It runs it at you. And the work that actually moves your business. Calling the lead in the first hour. Writing the follow-up that gets a reply. Figuring out why ChatGPT keeps recommending your competitor. None of it gets done. Not because you don't care. Because there's one of you. And tools don't replace teammates.
You feel it most on the weeks when nothing happens. When the only marketing that goes out is the marketing you personally pushed out. When you realize the tools are just sitting there, blinking, waiting for you to do the next thing. You bought software. What you actually needed was someone to do the work.
That's the gap MindMarketeer fills. Not with another dashboard. With agents. They do the work that doesn't need you. So you can do the work that does.
Here's your week without MindMarketeer. And here's your week with it. See if any of this sounds familiar.
A lead fills out your form. Two days later your VA finally calls. Voicemail. By then, the lead doesn’t even remember signing up.
A lead finishes the quiz. Two minutes later, your Funnel Agent has them on the phone, using their answers as context. They feel known. They feel important. They book.
It’s 11pm on a Sunday. You’re tagging contacts in your CRM and trying to remember which lead said what. Your eyes hurt. Your wife has gone to bed.
It’s 11pm on a Sunday. You’re finishing dinner with your wife. Your agents already labeled, scored, and routed everything that came in this week. You haven’t thought about it once.
You have no idea why ChatGPT keeps recommending your competitor for the queries your customers actually type. It just hurts a little every time you check.
Your AEO Agent already figured it out. The page you need to publish is sitting in your dashboard, written for you. Copy. Paste. Done. By next cycle you’re the answer.
You’re paying $2,000 a month for an SEO retainer. You haven’t opened the strategy doc since Q1. You feel a little stupid every time the invoice clears.
You’re paying $0 for SEO consultants. The agent monitors AI search every cycle and tells you exactly what to write. You actually understand what’s happening for the first time in years.
Your “automation” breaks the second a real human does something a real human would do. You spend the morning fixing it instead of selling.
Your agents react to whatever happens. They’re not workflows that can break. They’re workers that can think. You sell. They handle the rest.
You’re the bottleneck. Marketing only happens when you make it happen. Some weeks it just doesn’t happen at all. You feel it most on Friday afternoons.
Marketing happens whether you’re working or not. Your agents don’t take weekends off. They don’t get sick. They don’t need motivation. You finally can.
A lead fills out your form. Two days later your VA finally calls. Voicemail. By then, the lead doesn’t even remember signing up.
It’s 11pm on a Sunday. You’re tagging contacts in your CRM and trying to remember which lead said what. Your eyes hurt. Your wife has gone to bed.
You have no idea why ChatGPT keeps recommending your competitor for the queries your customers actually type. It just hurts a little every time you check.
You’re paying $2,000 a month for an SEO retainer. You haven’t opened the strategy doc since Q1. You feel a little stupid every time the invoice clears.
Your “automation” breaks the second a real human does something a real human would do. You spend the morning fixing it instead of selling.
You’re the bottleneck. Marketing only happens when you make it happen. Some weeks it just doesn’t happen at all. You feel it most on Friday afternoons.
A lead finishes the quiz. Two minutes later, your Funnel Agent has them on the phone, using their answers as context. They feel known. They feel important. They book.
It’s 11pm on a Sunday. You’re finishing dinner with your wife. Your agents already labeled, scored, and routed everything that came in this week. You haven’t thought about it once.
Your AEO Agent already figured it out. The page you need to publish is sitting in your dashboard, written for you. Copy. Paste. Done. By next cycle you’re the answer.
You’re paying $0 for SEO consultants. The agent monitors AI search every cycle and tells you exactly what to write. You actually understand what’s happening for the first time in years.
Your agents react to whatever happens. They’re not workflows that can break. They’re workers that can think. You sell. They handle the rest.
Marketing happens whether you’re working or not. Your agents don’t take weekends off. They don’t get sick. They don’t need motivation. You finally can.
The right side isn't a fantasy. It's how the platform works on day one.
These aren't “AI-powered features.” They're agents. Autonomous. Named. With specific jobs. They run on their own schedules. They react to what's happening in your business. They report back to you in plain English. You don't manage them. You just see what they did, and you smile a little.
You hate cold calling. Your VA is always two days behind. By the time anyone reaches out, the lead is already talking to your competitor. You feel it every time. The Funnel Agent fixes that. It builds your conversion funnel from three quick inputs. It captures every behavioral signal a real prospect leaves behind. And it calls them while they’re still on the result page, in under two minutes from click to conversation. While you do absolutely nothing.
Replaces: Quiz builders. Lead scoring spreadsheets. The follow-up workflow you never get to.Your customers don’t just Google anymore. They ask ChatGPT. They ask Perplexity. And right now, those AI engines are recommending someone else for the exact queries your customers are typing. It hurts a little every time you check. The AEO Agent watches what they ask. It figures out why you’re not the answer. It tells you exactly what to publish to fix it. The page is already written. Ready to copy and paste. Next cycle, it checks again to confirm it worked.
Replaces: SEO retainers. Content strategy meetings. Keyword research tools nobody uses.More agents are coming. Every one we ship follows the same rule. It has to do the work for you, not next to you. If you have to operate it, we don't ship it.
An agent is the who. A skill is the what. Some skills are always on. Some you turn on when you feel ready. Once they're on, you stop thinking about them. That's actually the whole point.
You answer three quick questions about your business. The agent builds the entire conversion funnel from scratch. Questions, answer logic, the whole thing. No templates. No drag-and-drop builder. You don’t write a single quiz. You barely lift a finger.
Every dwell. Every hesitation. Every answer your prospect changed. All captured. The agent scores every lead so you know exactly who to call first. No more treating every form fill the same way and hoping.
Connect Retell once. From then on, the agent calls every lead within minutes of quiz completion. It uses their answers as context, asks the right questions, and books the meeting. You wake up to a calendar full of conversations you didn’t have to start.
As your funnel collects data, the agent learns which patterns predict actual closes. It tells you when to scale your ad spend and when to hold. Backed by a confidence score, not a hunch. So you finally know what’s working.
The agent generates the questions your customers are asking AI engines right now. Location-aware. Seasonally aware. It refreshes the prompt bank every cycle so you’re always watching the queries that actually matter to your business.
It runs those queries against ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Gemini on your behalf. Are you cited? Are your competitors? It tracks every cycle so you see the trend over time, not just one snapshot. You finally see what’s actually happening.
When you’re missing from a result, the agent reads what the cited sources have that you don’t. Maybe it’s an FAQ page. Maybe it’s a comparison guide. Whatever it is, the agent figures it out for you. No more guessing.
Then it tells you exactly what to publish. And writes the page for you. Copy. Paste. Done. Next cycle, the agent verifies whether you started showing up and reports back. You actually know if it worked.
From ad click to phone call
More appointments per dollar
Software you have to babysit
You already know what these jobs cost when you hire them out. The interviews. The training. The hoping. Here's what changes when you don't have to.
vs. hiring an SDR
Cost
$4,500–$8,000/mo + commission
Included in your plan
Time to live
6–12 weeks of hiring + ramp
5 minutes
Hours covered
9-to-5, weekdays
24 / 7 / 365
Speed to lead
“We’ll follow up in 24h”
Under 2 minutes, every time
Turnover risk
Constant. They quit, you start over.
Never quits. Never sleeps.
CRM hygiene
Forgotten by Friday
Logged automatically
Scaling up
Hire another. And another.
Free. It just handles more.
vs. hiring a content marketer
Cost
$5,000–$12,000/mo
Included in your plan
Knows AI search
Maybe. Mostly Google SEO playbooks.
Built for ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini
Knows what to write
Guesses. Pitches you topics.
Tells you the exact gap to close
Monitors AI engines
Doesn’t
Continuously
Verifies it worked
Never checks
Re-runs the query the next cycle
Time to value
4–8 weeks of onboarding
Day one
One hire costs more than running both agents for a year. And the agents are working before lunch on day one. No interview. No two-week notice. No nervous Monday morning.
One thing connects every operator who gets value out of this. You sell something good. And you're the bottleneck on getting it in front of more people.
You’re booked when you’re visible. And starving when you’re not. The roller coaster is exhausting.
MindMarketeer keeps the top of your funnel full while you’re on back-to-back calls. And it gets you cited in the AI engines your next client is asking right now. So the dry months stop being dry.
Your pipeline lives in your head. Your follow-ups slip. Referrals are unpredictable. You hate that you can’t see the whole picture.
The Funnel Agent qualifies and calls inbound leads in real time. The AEO Agent makes you the answer when prospects ask “who should I hire for X.” You stop guessing.
You’ve got a great course and a launch list that grows in spurts. Between launches, it’s just crickets and self-doubt.
Turn every quiz, freebie, and landing page into an always-on funnel. Get discovered between launches by the AI engines your audience now searches first. Your business stops being seasonal.
You sell marketing. You’ve got no time to do your own. The cobbler’s kids walk barefoot, and you know it.
Run MindMarketeer on yourselves first. Then white-label the playbook for clients. The agents do the work that your team keeps de-prioritizing every Friday at 4pm.
Not on this list? If you sell something you believe in and the bottleneck is you, MindMarketeer will work.
Both agents are included in every plan. The bigger plans unlock the heavier-lifting skills. Autonomous calling. Spend optimization. More capacity. You only upgrade when you actually feel the ceiling.
3 funnels
Funnel Agent (Funnel + Labeling)
AEO Agent (every skill)
Personalized result pages
Onboarding call included
/mo
5 funnels
Everything in Starter
Calling Skill (Retell-powered)
Optimization Skill (spend recs)
Priority support
/mo
Unlimited funnels
Everything in Pro
Unlimited agent activity
Custom integrations
Strategy sessions
Honest answer. It means the software does the work itself instead of asking you to. You don’t configure templates. You don’t build sequences. You don’t trigger anything. You answer a few questions about your business at signup and the agents take it from there. They run on schedules. They react to events. They tell you what they did. The only time you touch them is when you want to. Never because they need you to.
Quiz funnels collect answers and dump them in your CRM. The Funnel Agent runs the whole front end of your sales process. It builds the quiz. It captures behavioral signals you can’t see anywhere else. It scores the lead. And (when you turn on the Calling Skill) it actually calls them within minutes via Retell AI. You’re not buying a tool. You’re hiring a salesperson who never takes a day off.
No. SEO tools show you keyword data and let you figure out the strategy yourself. The AEO Agent watches what your customers are asking ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Gemini. It figures out why you’re not the answer. And it writes the content you need to fix it. You don’t research. You don’t strategize. You publish what it gives you. That’s the whole job.
If you run paid ads and your sales process starts with a conversation, yes. Real estate investors. Coaches. Home services. Agencies. SaaS. We built this for anyone whose first conversation makes or breaks the deal. The platform supports two quiz modes. Behavioral for emotional sales. Logical for estimates and recommendations.
About five minutes. You answer a few questions about your business. You paste your website URL. The Funnel Agent generates everything. The quiz. The result page. The ad copy. The AEO Agent activates from the same data and starts monitoring in the background. You’re live before you finish your coffee.
Cancel and the agents stop. We don’t lock you in. We don’t make it hard. The Starter plan is free forever, so you can test the whole thing before paying anything. We’d rather lose you than trap you. Honestly.
Book a 15-minute demo. We'll show you both agents working live and have your Funnel Agent running before the call ends. No deck. No sales pitch. No trial close. Just a working product. And maybe the first afternoon in a while where you don't have to think about your marketing.
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